What a week it’s been piggies! Who knew we were all lucky enough to get front row seats to the collapse of democracy! What a time to be alive!

That said, we’re not going to rehash the woes of election night. If you follow me on Threads, Meta’s answer to “X”, the social media platform formerly known as (and subsequently still referred to as) Twitter, I … “Threaded” my post-mortum a few days ago.

We’re just gonna go with “tweeted.” Sorry, it’s part of our goddamn fucking lexicon now and no billionaire with pig-like rows of teats under his stretched out and stained black t shirt is going to change that.

What I want to talk about this morning (or whenever you’re reading this, maybe you’re an afternoon shitter, and good for you if that’s the case) is the immediate aftermath of election night. In particular, I want to talk about a 26 year old shit stain by the name Nick Fuentes.

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If you’ve been living in a hole for the last few days (and who wouldn’t blame you) you might not have caught the absolute ZINGER Ol’ Nick tweeted out this week, something to the effect of “your bodies, my choice” in reference to the pending end of women’s freedoms (and lets face it, anyone not cis, white, Christian or male, ideally the combination of those things).

This kicked up a firestorm online along the Socials. It’s abhorrent hate speech, but coming from a known and avowed Christian Nationalist, holocaust-denying, Jew-hating, self-proclaimed “incel,” no one should be surprised. The online community, as of the time I’m writing this – Sunday afternoon – has gone so far as to dox Fuentes, posting pictures of his house, with address and phone numbers.

Obviously I support this.

And why do I? Because Nick Fuentes is a piece of shit, and for every Nick Fuentes out in the open, there are 10 more just like him smart enough to keep a low-profile. Maybe if I explain who he is to you, you’ll have an easier time sussing out those like him, just without the mega phone.

Nick Fuentes was hatched August 18th, 1998 which I’m sure pisses him off because he’d rather be born on Hitler’s birthday and the subsequent anniversary of the Columbine school shooting. Fuentes grew up in suburban Illinois with both his parents and from an early age showed signs of being a “real fuckin’ prick.”

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Private school, student council class president, a full ride to Boston University and being hosted on the university’s A/V club set the stage to a (hopefully suddenly and violently abrupt) career as a misogynist racist turd. While only attending BU for one year, he hosted an alt-right public access tv show where he called for the murder of globalists and owners of the cable news network CNN. He would eventually be chased out of Boston after attending the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, VA.

Do you know how fucking racist you have to be to get chased out of BOSTON? Boston, a city rich in its love of yelling at people of color (cahlah), racially-based bussing programs, and blaming murdering your wife on “some whicked scary black guys.” You have to basically be Hitler reincarnated.

And that’s Fuentes, goose-stepping his way down to Auburn University in Alabama for the “better weather and better people” and probably not realizing that Alabama is about 90% Black Americans.

During the in-between years of being a basic piece of shit human and being the massive piece of shit he is today, hob-knobbing with Trump at Mar-a-Lago (Trump would claim later he had no idea who Fuentes was, which, is a lie, but also very funny because I’m sure that hurt Lil’ Nick’s feelings to have his god-emperor deny him publicly), Nick took the peculiar route of coming out of the closet as a homophobic incel! He claimed he did once kiss a girl (jury’s out if this was consensual or not, easy money says it wasn’t) which received backlash from the incel community which again, I find very funny. Nick is quoted as saying “the only real hetero position is one of celibacy, it’s gay to want to be with a woman.”

And this is how I know there’s no god. If god existed, dipshits like this would have been bred out a million years ago.

Ok, we can skip ahead a bit. Fuentes has since been de-platformed from most social medias including what was then Twitter and YouTube. When Elon Musk bought Twitter (and eventually a presidential election/country) for $44B, he reinstated Fuentes’ account. Because birds of a feather, amiright gang?

Since, Fuentes has been rubbing elbows with the likes of equally mega MAGA pieces of shit, Alex Jones, Enrique Tarrio, etc. The whole rogues gallery of the alt right.

So what can we do? Well, if you happen to notice a young person with a love of politics, loves being in a spotlight and having some pretty extreme views, feel free to bully them. Not like, hardcore bullying – the kind that makes a school shooter, but the kind that humbles most of us.

I believe the problem with Nick Fuentes is, he was never humbled in his formative years. He was never embarrassed or taken down a peg. He has the smug look of someone who’s never gotten a bloody nose or his Js scuffed. And while it’s probably too late to change that for Fuentes, it’s not too late to change it for the next one.

As for Nick himself, well, his address is out there. And frankly, anyone who makes women feel unsafe, doesn’t deserve to feel safe in kind. So, whatever befalls Fuentes is on him. I only hope it happens sooner and not later.

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